Ah, the Olympics...

All that athleticism in the Olympics has a tendency to leave its audience with muscle cramps gotten from all the hassle of just trying to get to the events.

Good thing there are items in any typical hotel room that should help.

Like the Man Lotion. But let's not be sexist, here.

Hence, the Woman Lotion.

Now that we have our lotion, we can squeeze them out of their unusual plastic packaging and get right down to....

Oh. Dear me.

...this... may not be the lotion that grocery stores pack....
Somebody dropped the ball on this one.


But that's not the only thing that person dropped.


Did you ever wonder why only McDonald's was the only food sponsor in the Olympics?

















Apparently, McDonald's didn't have much of a logistics problem.